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  El Journal
 

Back in Girona region after a few weeks in the UK where it felt like summer. Got back to grey drizzle. Mmmmmmm!

Cooking for American guests in the area. Living off scraps. Not bad actually. Thai Perch risotto with coconut. Duck pate. Gambas. And mashed potatoes !!

 

Mid May 08
 

Gironedges.

Driving the twisting mountain road.
The forest expels it's fecund breath
Stirring fog banks and memory:
Peppery pine smells, nocturnal odours;
Taking me somewhere I can't quite
place.

Glance down into the glow of industria,
Sodium lights, argon, industrial architectura,
Girona's edges:
Frank symbolic
mathematical gestures. Sci-fi. And beyond

The solid immemorial Cathedral
Illuminated, stark in the night.
Dense town is so near isolation
and wilderness. My drive.
Must concentrate, over the white line.

My mind is full of American voices and dark
songs. Does anyone listen?
I love this nocturnal freedom-

Night air rushing past. Nothing
Touches these excesses.

I plough on, window down; a BM passes.
Could I go on for ever?

Joanville. I laugh. Everytime I laugh.
JohnTown.
Maybe I'll find friends
in the John!

 

 

  Haneke has remade Funny Games. I applaud him for this, wanting to 'reach' the originally intended audience (English speaking) and making this film again; it is most certainly relevant. However, it is depressing that English speaking viewers have a blind-spot where foreign language films are concerned. And my gut feeling is that a large part of these viewers will simply not 'get' this film - because their Holywood blood-splattered expectations will not be met. The last couple of decades has filtered out much of the 'real' from mainstream film, younger audiences are growing up on a diet of baser instincts and digital fireworks; violence is often just another storytelling device. Sex, spectacle and bloodshed dominate.
Modern videogames have a similar deeply addictive, manipulative one-track narrative that wasn't possible 10 years ago - of stunning verisimilitude and excess. I hope Haneke's film is received well - and if nothing else it demonstrates a (subtle) resistance to the domination of violence in culture.
 

I was impressed by the Observers 'poets' anthologies.
Inspired a bit of Burroughsian 'cut-up':
ReVerseTed - an experiment in 'cut-up', reversing ted hughes.


Roost

Closed eyes
My dream falsifying inaction.
Hooked head
Hooked sleep or

Convenience
The sun's buoyancy
Air's advantage.
Face earth's

Rough upon locked
Feet of feather.
My foot
Creation

Slowly revolve and fly.
Mine because i kill
Sophistry
Tearing manners

Death allotment.
Flight of living
Bones
Arguments

Me behind
Sun began nothing
Change permitted
Things keep going
Am I?

 

 
 

Can I sum up the last 6 months in a 100 words - I doubt it - especially at my usual tangential rate. Not that I'm limited. We're in Tamariu near Begur where 4 years ago this very week of fireworks and flaming barcas we discovered the flat in Figueres and our lives changed forever. I have to confess I have a copa de vi blanc from Castillo Perelada, a Chardonnay in fact which Zoe says she isn't keen on - the grape in fact. It's not bad, sweetish and fragrant. This is the last of the wine drinking following our Wine Dine Dali tour last week where we were immersed in a sea of fine wine and gastronomia from our beloved Emporda in northern Catalunya.

 

We went back to 'Blighted' for Christmas in Essex and New Year in Manchester. Strange so strange to be back at Zoe's house with it's shiny floorboards and empty white rooms. I struggled for about a month. I was in denial. The fact I'd left Catalunya. By April when we were due to come back to Spain I was re-converted to a pub going Brit and wasn't sure about how I'd fair in Spain. 5 weeks back in Catalonia and I feel good. Like we never left. We never did leave. We'd spent 4 months in the UK earning a few winter dineros. Any highlights: seeing family and friends; (ironically) the Spanish & Latin American film festival in Manchester at Cornerhouse with a good selection of Catalan films including a real winner called Ficcio . A lovely weekend in Devon with my sis and her family - including our interfamily/friends footie match on the village football field. Classic. 2 days earlier we'd seen the local team in a gruelling game - better than any TV you've seen, especially this years' drab FA cup. We also went to see Joan As Policewoman in Manchester. Great gig. We happened to be stood behind 'Lard' - Mark Riley, whose 6music show I love. I'd had two trips to Oxford to help Ioan build a bathroom for his Dad. Ioan and I went to see the Howling Bells.   Sadly, Ioan's Dad didn't get to see the finished bathroom - and finally slipped away in the night. RIP.

 


JOAN AS POLICEWOMAN

 

A wrong turn in Chartes took us into the ancient old quarter, bridges, churches, ghosts, oneway streets and massive churches... on our return south. We made it to the cornfields - on the 'route de blat', where we stayed in a comfortable chambre d'hote - where a little mouse sat next to us as we watched TV that night. We left the shimmering green lakes of wheat near Sancheville and hit the autoroute south at Orleans. As we arrived at the roundabout in Gaillac (which has vines tended and growing upon it - a particularly creative and decent French innovation - that provokes my reverie as it has grown annually since I first saw it in 1990) I was sidetracked with the emotion that comes with the realisation that life is passing: quickly. I first came to Gaillac as a very green inbetween student in the autumn of 1990. The town has changed hugely. One aspect being the number of English who now reside there... maybe they'll rename it Gay-lake.

 
 

At Pete and Irene's we're told about Sam's new job house sitting and on the second day went to see the inordinately large domaine which some expat business exec has thrown money at, great handfuls of cash, wads of it, dosh dripping from the chintzy walls. Impressive but tasteless (yes, I'm a tinge green - but c'mon, taste is taste. You can't buy style).   An old pal from Australia was there. What coincidence. I first met 'BigRob' in 92 or 93. He now lives in Oz with his French wife and their child.

 
 

"When's the food ready?" Is my prompt. I'm just cooking some of last night's barbeque leftovers: only blackened   red peppers   and potatoes - now sauted in garlic with chickpeas and a bit of anchovy, splash of wine etc etc. Our Figueres neighbours Jordi & Marta came for the evening. A wood fired BBQ, goatcheese & Fig papillotte, prawns in garlic, magret with cherry sauce... you know, the usual BBQ. We also went back to our newly discovered wines of the Emporda - with a great red in Arche Pages Satirs a cunning crianzed mixture of Garnatxa negre, Cabernet Sauvignon and   Carinyena... mmm good stuff from the 28 year old wine maker - part of the 'revival' in Upper Emporda Catalunya.

 

We cooked magret(poor soul) last week for our big group of singers in France - 28 of them. I pan fried   and finished it in the oven. Very juicy. I cooked an inspired cherry sauce as they're everywhere at the minute. Sauce was cherry juice, stock, cherry vinegar (dash), red wine, reduce reduce - add the previously simmered and de-stoned cherries, finish with a little slab of butter. Very, very good.   This was for Pete Churchill's choral group. They deserved great nosh as they were producing some beautiful sounds every day in the 'performance room' which as Nia calls it: the "green lounge" by night is where some interesting tunes are heard from Welsh folk songs (astoundingly simple and deeply moving) through a certain amount of Jazz standards and choral innovations.

 

Tamariu is beautiful. Although I get the distinct impression the locals & staff our jaded from   tourism. Lets face it. Brits traipsing all over everything with 2 words of Spanish - not even the real language. I had a coffee this morning looking at the sparkling sea - searching for metaphors and onomatapoeic language that would convey the diamond brilliance of the shimmering sea and the sloosh and simmer of the waving waves. Driving around the resort - and it is a resort one can't help feeling it's like a great big estate. They're building everywhere. Problem is: there is no real sense of community. It's us and them.

 

I saw an amazing construction. A house built entirely from polystyrene. Yep. Polystyrene sections of varying depths with a mixture of reinforced steel wirework on the surface which is then rendered with very tough cement. Very innovative and presumeably better than using so much concrete.   Floors, walls, entirely polystyrene. Brilliant. I took this observation to Peter's - where they lent me The Straw Bale book. Which huff pufff blew me away. Straw. childhhod of throwing bales buidling dens, summers on wagons... Lincolnshire. jumping from bale stacks into grain pits. Straw scuffed ankles. Burning straw. And here the possibility of building a house with it. I love this idea. the image here is in New Zealand.

 

We'd been staying in a villa - our well deserved holiday - which was very comfortable. We were a little bit critical of the 80's décor and the hardness, ubiquitous in Spanish ceramic surface homes, but the villa is obviously a home with a very well stocked kitchen (utensils) at least a years supply of firewood - or as we used it barbeque wood, known as llenya in catalan; very clean and efficient bathrooms and a general air of cleanliness and home. We (lets   not say greedily) took a second week [hang on, Zoe is scooping grass out of the pool and has spotted a 'bright red' dragonfly basking on the side], in another villa, closer to Tamariu on the old road (vell cami). It's not to our taste. In fact, apart from a family of African immigrants - newly arrived in the land of milk and honey I can't think who'd like or even live in this brown corridor. To sum up: ill equipped, out-of-date dirty décor, utterly characterless even with some rotten badly chosen paintings and awful reproduction furniture. And so, we will make the most of the pool and the outdoor space, and perhaps learn to spot when one has had a good thing.

 
 

First Blood was on the Spanish TV last night. It is at least 20 years since I've seen it. In fact it was one of the first few films we watched on our newly aquired Betamax video player - yes, suckers for quality, the Betamax. My childhood to teenage hangout - known as the farm (partly perhaps because it was a farm - oh, the layers of irony), they   were also Betamax suckers. The first 3 videos we watched in their entirety were (apart from snippits of the Warriors - "Warriors, come out to play-yey... Warriors, come out to play-yey..." seen on the widely appreciated VHS player - and also featuring the delightfully offensive phrase: "Mutha-fucka" - whence I was immediately removed from the TV room and although my parents were pretty good at cussing during their arguments, "mutha-fucka" was a new one on me, sending my into a solipsemantic pirouette regarding it's etymology) ET, Friday the 13 th part II   (not sure where part one had got to) and John Carpenter's visceral The Thing . We watched Friday the 13 th part II and The Thing again and again. ET was a pretty bad 'rip' (not that they said 'rip' back then, 'pirate' was the term: which tends to mean attractive vagabond-Johnny Depp today).

 

Yesterday was a good journal day. We cycled to Perelada (stopped for a coffee) at 10am after digging the bikes out of the celler. Back at 28, Zoe took the 7DW helm and I got on with sorting out the ceiling in the en-suite shower, I now want to use waterproof plaster for a decent finish rather than tiles. Michael invited us over for a glass. En route we bought an air-con unit (as you do). His masia is looking spectacular. Real attention to detail... more from there again... we sat out until midnight... shooting the breeze... patting the dog... sipping some rouge.

 

Pacino as Dali.

I've often wondered about Salvador Dali's final days in his garret by the museum in Figueres. The lonliness, the craziness, the softed edged dripping memories spilling in... what a good - reverie spliced play it would make: the merging of memory with madness. Anyway, I'm pleased to see that Holywood have chosen Andrew Niccol to head the production of a film called Dali & I - with Al Pacino to play Dali. The film is apparently about Dali's final years.... so, the play can wait I guess. It is filming this summer. I'll look out for Pacino in Figueres! (Feb 07)

Pas de la Casa - Andorra - 10th december 2006
 

The snow - limited as it is - arrived... yes, global warming is breathing it's oil fired breath down our necks and we're feeling the effects. Nevertheless Rob, Ioan and I went to Pas de la Casa in Andorra. We stayed in our favourite hotel: Petit. Even though Grand Valira was only 10% open we managed 4 days of boarding. I learned some new tricks, like cartwheeling down the piste - also, backward somersaulting down an icefield - on ones head and arse. Ioan gouged a mountainous looking map of scratches on his new Santa Cruz board - and Rob impoved his style - after a break of 2 years.

   

Bulli for you and me.

Voted the best restaurant in the world... with the world's best chef, michelin stars etc etc. Can you imagine the trepidation in our approach to this world famous restaurant. Here on cap de Creus, the sea caressing the stony beach, moonlight, a wide rocky bay with pine trees and wild rosemary. The iron sign impressively rusting at the entrance to El Bulli.

Here I am eating air !!!

www.ELBULLI.com

  What an event. As we crossed the threshold the first question was: 'Did we want to see the kitchen?" Yes we did. Overwhelming for me. Impressed with all 300 and odd square metres of it with the forty chefs - cheffing away. Ferran Adria was in situ smiling. 'Oh my god, the man himself - Ferran Adria. We shook his foody genius hand and shuffled off to our table - a table where he himself and the former owners have indeed sat many times. (This reminds me of working in a French restaurant in Edinburgh called Pierre Victoire, Pierre the owner before he got greedy and over-franchised this neat little bistro had named the place after the street in which it sat: Victoria street (leading down to the grassmarket). Me and Bruno were potwashing in the tiny kitchen where 3 other chefs busied producing the Nouvelle-ish cuisine in about 15 square metres of space for sometimes 200 festival guests in an afternoon. There we are scrubbing away and in comes Pierre to check on his favourite (first) restaurant; he's chatting to Jim and Bruno's eyes are widening into sink size behind his misty specs: 'Eez zat Pierre?' he gasps to me. 'Pierre Victoire?' 'Yes, that's him.' I didn't bother to fill him in on the etymology; I guess it made him slightly prouder to be in the same hot underpaid space as a fellow countryman. Back to a real culinary genius - Ferran.

I later spent 9 hours drinking-in the elbulli website to see it's history and development; Michelin starred for years, with the unmistakable influence of French cuisine; this fact then sending me off on my own investigation of nouvelle cuisine and the likes of the Troisgros bros and all those other bright whited sparks of the culinarium.

  I can't say anymore than this: it was out-of-this world. We had four gastronomic hours - food joy. Most of the time grinning. It was superb. About 30 courses. Textures, combinations, innovations, and the apotheosis of great cooking/eating. A philosophical dining experience, existential, scrummy, divine. When you've spent 35 years eating one need a refreshing experience now and then - this was it. Joyous. Perfect.

Now I know it's named after bulldogs ! And all thanks to Hans Schimmer.

 
 

18th Aug 06
The terror of the straight fringe.


I must have grown up. Made it to the barbers in Figueres today. Considering we're practically on top of it - it seems ridiculous that I get Zoe to cut my wiry mop monthly. I get palpitations when I sit in the barbers chair. It may stem from a great production of The Demon Barber... or more likely from that fateful trip to 'Sammies' in the 70's when she gave my blonde mop the straight-fringe treatment. I remember coming away thinking I could re-arrange it - but alas I had the ruler fringe ! Conversation was a bit stilted today. No - 'where are you going on your holidays ?' A mixture of Catalan and Spanish. One more thing. I once wrote half a novella about a barbers set in Manchester. About Frank and his regulars who get involved with some scrapyard owning baddies - fronted by the compromised frontman Shirley !

Not that I think Juan is a gangster. Far from it. A damn fine barber. And I still have my neck... and a natural fringe.

Fast-food fast.

How about a fast-food fast eh?
Ioan never travels very far without carrying some technological peripheral with him - and thankfully got a picture of this poor hedgehog. Do our friends in the fast food industry really do enough to stop this happenning? Having that big golden arse in every town means every hedgerow and every hedgehog encounters branded poison... branded deathtraps and branded litter... blowing about our towns,cities & villages.

Mcdonald's litter... trap
 
 

August

It was cooler in France too. Northerly winds bending the trees and blowing on the pool.
The Booklovers’ arrived and we talked books everyday. Thankyou. We sat under the trees and spoke about a different book each day. I was really impressed by the conversations: thoughtful, thoughtprovoking and thorough. Although we tried to avoid ranking the novels Wuthering Heights was a firm favourite. All the books provided plenty to talk about and meeting two of the authors was a great insight into the production of the books and added a further dimension to our understanding of the novels. We will certainly be featuring regular Booklovers’ holidays in the future - it was a joy to run it.
I got to cook a new beef dish. I made a regular beef bourgignon and lay tomato halves on top of it with slices of garlic… this was then cooked real slow for a few hours to ‘sun’ dry the tomatoes and let the juices infuse the beef. Stirred and served mmmmmmm. Zara said to me that it felt like being in a kind of oasis at La Masion Verte. Well, that is the idea. Ok, the news is bad. More terrorist plots against America and it’s allies. The continued razing of Lebanon. Harsh news. I’ve avoided television for a year and certainly feel freer for it. I see the news and it cuts me. Our holidays give people a ‘real’ space and I’m proud of that.

Morning book talk...
 
 
Imagine getting up and singing Walk on the Wild Side and actually being applauded for it ! Good on you Ken – and not even a karaoke machine in sight. From Folk through jazz to rock and electronica – a week of song writing and nightly performances. Everyones’ was different which meant the performance on the final night was a real treat.
3 weeks of catering is hard. I feel for those of you who cook full-time. I only hope you are paid well and respected for it. Cooking is fundamental, creative and a joy. I love it. The leading question is – where did you learn to cook ? France of course.
Ken goes Wild...
 
  HOT it got hot. Windows open. Flowers with their heads down. Dogs all tongue. Cracking splitting earth. Verges bursting into flames. Sleeeplessness, the whinestinging of motorbikes ripping the night as you lie sweating half-conscious. Ryanair had good value flights for the UK so we headed back for 8 days. It was cooler. I caught up on some sleep – went down the pub. Saw my friends and read the books ready for our Booklovers’ holiday.
How much fun was this ? Late in the week we decided on pool volley ball.
 
 

Mid June

Although our Novel Writing week with Charles for some cosmological reason did not prove to be a best seller we ran with it anyway and had two ‘filmic’ people as well as a 'vacationing' Charles. This made a cinemascopic week.

It inspired me enough to get back to my ‘pyrennean’ novel, over which I was labouring last night. Following, an exclusive extract…

Our hosts fed us a stew of dark meat with peas. Strong flavours: mutton or goat, very strong; visceral, glistening in the dim lights of the restaurant. Within two mouthfulls my belly felt bloated. The wine was even stronger; blood black, vi negre. I certainly felt whoozy going up the narrow stone stairs. Stumbling upwards to the little room where I would have the strange visitation...


Seventy thousand more choice words and I’m there; hoooray.
This morning, up early to escape the lizard sun. I love the fact we live within a kilometre of cornfields: round bales, pigs, allotments, mad dogs, wheat, maize, sunflowers, furroughed earth, water flowing along ditches, symmetrical orchards, dusty tracks. And we live in the middle of a city. We watched some football over in the bar lastnight – as we’re still without aerial. Tomorrow, northwards to France for some dynamic catering and our Song week.

Chicken or Lamb tonight ?
 
  The sun shone every day during the painting holiday in May. On the last day we braved the sunlight and drew Ioan, not happy with my conventional sketch I tried a futuristic image of him ! Bette tried lots of different approaches during the week; our painters tried every medium and every method of putting ideas onto the canvas. It is entirely satisfying being in this creative environment.
Wagclubcomedy reigns once more. Sarah did us proud; what a week. And Steph's article got us into the Observer. The house is amazing. I lay by the pool, ricky tells me he's going to jump out of a plane and I think, I could probably die now. It doesn't matter what happens from here. James said to us as he was leaving the show: '5 days, 5 days to bring these people together... what an achievement !'

A striking resemblance - what ?  
 


Late April...

I feel that we're suitably recovered after our week in Bretagne. The wild and windy coast with it's menhir dinosaurs and Picasso-ish blocks of strange standing stones guarding   wide wide beaches sea smoothed and cleaned by the fresh turquoise sea was a change of scene we well and truly needed. A week never far from growing vegetables: the advantages of the precipitation and the gulf stream - meaning days of the farty smell of cabbages. We spent a week in a Hopper-esque house: grey and square against an elephant belly of sky and surrounded by chou-fleur. I read 'All quiet on the Western front' which was staggering. Slaughter.

Yesterday was serendipity. We negotiated the town of St Jean d'Angely- skirting the supermarketed outskirts and soon found ourselves by a large canal. More like a slow running river; complete with ducks and fishermen. There were people drinking at tables in the late afternoon sunshine. The bar was located in some old converted cognac wharves. Our hostelry was also one of these port side dwellings. The Etoile du port overlooks the wide sunshining water of the canal. In the large upper room - known as the ballroom - Zoe and I were beside ourselves with our accommodation. Really quirky and well thought out decoration, they describe it as eclectic. It makes the most of the tall/wide space of the upper room and the stone fireplace is beautiful with Tyrone the cat sleeping nearby. Bookcases, ornamental lamps, silver Italian lamps, mirrors from several different decades of style, a wide shelf of books including Zen & the Art... a painted dresser, large baubles-in a row suspended from a beam, 3 little couches elbowing for the fire, a marvelous canvas covering on the walls - which happens to be a feature left over from the late sixties in hessian.

  And the bedroom... a large bed, plumped up pillows and clean cotton sheets, pillows and Klimtesque paintings, mosaics made by Nicolene our host, a stone fireplace and the early evening sun flashing in   the mirror of the water.

  Our hosts brings a chilled sherry aperitif with smoked almonds, the cat knots itself around our legs and we plan to go to the restaurant. Over wine and a meal which involved us cooking meats & fish on a hot stone we reviewed our present tense. Here we are: lucky, happy, alive... sometimes struggling - and ever open to new paths. The etoile was shining on us indeed. We felt invigorated and inspired. Ready for the next challenge.

  Morning glory: fresh air and sunlight bathes us through the open window mingled with the fragrance of wisteria and a hint of last night's wood fires. The ducks calmly quack on the banks of the water, beneath the chestnut trees. Nicolene brings breakfast up into the airy 'ballroom': juice, compote, yoghurts, toast, nuts, croissant, chocolate pastries, fruit, tea, coffee... a lordly feast. And feasted,we surveyed the brilliant property and cast off southerly toward Toulouse and another night closer to Figueres.

The star....
 

Thoughts on a title.


I thought the title ‘El journal’ was entirely appropriate – rather than cooking up a name to join the litany of ‘projects’ that now litter the bookshelves in the wake of Mayle’s ‘Year…’. I thought briefly about titles:
Driving over Peasants.
Catalan Lessons: Adventures with Knives, Guns and Mushrooms.
Cat in the Fig Tree
Dogs overdosing on Ibuprofen.
Speeding on the A7 and A9,
The Trouble Avoiding Expats!
The list goes on… and so ‘El Journal’.

     
 

The Curlious Incident of the Spewing Dogs in the Nighttime.


21st april – 24th april '05


The day before we left Roujan we decided to call on the friends of Teddy and Nicola’s who run the Couvent Chambre d’hote in the village. They had joined us for a meal which was in fact my 34th birthday meal organised by T & N which was lovely. Nicola cooked some beautiful lamb with sweet potatoes and roast vegetable (peppers, aubergine, garlic) .
Allie and Lizzie run a beautiful bed and breakfast in an old convent; the building is solidly and tastefully renovated. Their own art collected over the years adorns the walls of the rooms to great effect. They also have a gallery space where local artists show. On the roof is Our Lady who keeps an eye on the swimming pool which has one of those UV purifying systems – I thought salt water pools were great but this means you could even drink the water if you fancy… I guess you’d have to be pretty thirsty… oh, and there is a solar shower – which isn’t a black bag hanging from a tree – but a sleek, angled unit which delivers fantastic hot water in summer.
We’d called at the convent for a coffee. Several hours seemed to dissolve as we sat looking at the fire in the open grate, chatting, sipping coffee. ‘Stay for something to eat… it’s only pasta… but do stay…’ how can one resist. We talked some more, having no constraints… the dogs lolled about the floor occasionally vying for a pat but content to lie nibbling. We ate, we chinwagged. I noticed a plastic container on the floor. What’s this ? An empty bottle of ibuprofen dog medication ! We soon established that up to 30 pills had been hoovered-up by one of the dogs. It is Saturday night; most of us have consumed a quart or so of van; we have two potential suicide dogs.
Lizzie called the vet who recommended feeding them tonic water – which turned out to be a peroxide solution – in order to provoke vomitus – didn’t work: the dogs slurpped, blinked a bit and wagged their tales with incredulity. As I hadn’t partaken of the wine I voted to drive; we took them at about 11.45 pm to Clermont Herault which is about 40 minutes away. The friendly vet administered an IV remedy which some 20minutes later induced the required vomiting. So, there we were: samedi soir, a park somewhere in the darkness of Herault walking two dogs – waiting… waiting for dogs to spew; sounds like a death metal album or some absurdist play title. Waiting for dogs to spew-watching dogs spew. This is our new life. Walking spewing dogs. And so, a rocky journey back to Roujan with a couple of let’s say ‘toilet stops’ and demaing – two alive and nibbling dogs… and there with a final wag ends the tale… The curlious incident of the spewing dogs in the night time.

     
 


Flowering Mushrooms(Oct 2nd)

Ioan had stayed on for several days in order to help me fix some of the kitchen: units and worktop mostly; I was also going to pick his brains – as they spray – about web design; he has a great eye for design, photo taking and innovative quirkiness – I would choose Ioan for his flair anytime. On Sunday we decided to take a stroll in the forests to the north-west of Figueres. We took the little nissan onto the winding foresty roads and found an appropriate spot to park and dive into the woods. Very peaceful; especially after being in the centre of Figueres for a while. As we wound our way through the tree lined path I couldn’t help but notice some huge specimen mushrooms; white monsters, fabulous – I was already constructing a stew with said mushrooms and the wild rosemary that lines the paths. We were on one of the well trekked G R routes – which criss-cross Catalunya. You could wade for days up sylvan mounts with nothing but an occasional wildboar crossing your path. After a twenty minute stroll we decided to grab some deadfall wood for the fire and head home. I was already pulling up the huge mushrooms and stuffing them in my shirt; they looked tasty; they felt tasty. Only slight problem was this cheesy smell they had – I avoided tasting them until I got home….
We called at a riverside café on the way back – in fact it’s called Les Escaules which is a remote hamlet with a large waterfall that tumbles down by the side of the houses. We had coffee. I asked the lady serving if the mushrooms were edible: ‘puc menjar?’
‘No,”
“No vale!’ Said the other lady in a very simple Spanish – and then I thought she was saying something that sounded like ‘farine’ – perhaps she was suggesting (frenchly) I flour the smaller ones. Hmm, these Catalans, always a crafty culinary titbit up their floury sleeves.
We got home and as I started to fry onions Zoe had a look on the internet. The mushrooms were highly toxic. World famous killers. Looking on a local Garrotxa website about the ‘bolets’ of Catalunya (pronounced more like ‘bullets’) she shouted me in to see that I had picked what one website calls: ‘the most deadly mushroom in the world’.
Ahhh, ok.
Now wash your hands and think back
– did we eat any – a slight crumb perhaps.
They are notorious killers… a slow and painful poisoning. The ‘farine’ I’d heard was Farinera ! Farinera is the Catalan species of ‘shroom: amanita phalloides – only a few grams of this blancmange beauty (slightly cheesy) will render one’s liver useless and within 5 – 10 days kill you off: a nasty culinary death. This prospect I like and Agatha Christie like will add flour and dip it into a story.
Several days later I caught a glimpse of the Catalan newspaper :El Punt and saw a headline that a man in Palamos had died from eating Farinera mushrooms… it was the first case in this region for ten years. And so I turned my culinary skills to making pea and ham soup; I didn’t collect the peas – for fear of picking some rare toxic podlings-I went to the supermarket and bought a packet of frozen peas – which I added to fried garlic, onion and chorizo – great quick soup.
We’ve decided to avoid the age old Catalan pastime of mushroom collecting for a while and indeed the ‘bullets’ of Catalunya can remain by the pathways; those stygian flowers; white and bulbous, with the potential to shoot a hole in your liver.

     
 

 

#1 Tuesday 30th August 2005

At seven Zoë runs. I follow on the bike; I peddle once every 50 yards - which obviously isn't exercise for me... it's a constant downhill and flattening as we runride past vineyards with bunches of fullstops and leaves already infected with autumn. We strike out north as a perfect globe is orange and land bound in the east. This is a little bit of quiet time before the Jazz crowd gets going. They emerge at eight for yoga by the pool; Zoë goes off to join them in their bendings and peaceful pullings - I make coffee and pour the orange juice ready for the nine o'clock rush.

After breakfast and morning coffee the day is our own. We sit and doze by the pool and listen to the singing and saxophones that sweep through the garden and remind us of their presence as we sit in the solitude of the oleanders. At night these practiced, tutored and perfected voices go on show for all. I often look at the people singing and playing. Here and now in an intense musical experience having the time of their lives - it is no wonder they come back year after year to taste more of the little community; breaking bread together and sharing a bottle of rose in the evening beneath starry skies and looping bats.

I have just read an article in the LRB about the misapplication of funds in Iraq; it has taken the edge off the morning; eroded the stillness and security I had gathered from among the solitude of empty streets and still vineyards - here it is beautiful - but only an escape; the world goes on. Occasssionally a newspaper is bought and read and left and I catch the headlines; I haven't escaped. Here we are making good. Helping people in being. Being creative. Expression. Building positivity and peace.

My mint tea is up and I must make coffee for the choirists who are sounding sublime. An almost religious resonance pouring from the open windows of the performance space.